; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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