Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Couch. On fire.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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