I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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