Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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