What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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