it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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