i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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