party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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