I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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