Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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