new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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