"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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