i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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