It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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