It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
