So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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