People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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