youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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