Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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