Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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