That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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