My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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