And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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