we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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