gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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