Pappa wants mamma naked
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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