Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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