They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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