Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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