oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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