So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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