okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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