I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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