He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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