try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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