guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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