you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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