She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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