he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So I just went to clothing optional bar
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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