I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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