we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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