My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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