I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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