Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap