and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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