I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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