11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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