the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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