Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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