That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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