# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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