The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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Couch. On fire.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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