some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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