yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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