It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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