When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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